I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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