Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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