I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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