Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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