dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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