He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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