dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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