It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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