can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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