I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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