haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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