Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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