You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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