Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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