Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
