Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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