your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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