I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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