Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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