ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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