just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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