he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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