Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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