i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
