No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
don't judge my taste in strippers
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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