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(501): View more from Arkansas

i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka

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(443): View more from Maryland

The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night

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(303): View more from Colorado

Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.

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