New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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