so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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