I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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