today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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