You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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