Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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