Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
