Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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