And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
