Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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