don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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