whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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