Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
