it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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