STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
