I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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