did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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