I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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