There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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