Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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