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say what?
wanna hang out?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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