i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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