:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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