Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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