oh god the rape fog is back!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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